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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall doesn't work
on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to W! wife 1.0, thinking that
it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support
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:iconmingji:
hay...ok na sna..kya lng di nman namin tlga kelangan ng flowers at diamonds..love lng kelangan namin..or atleast ako...im one of those girls that are not materialistic but i prefer devotion and honesty and pure love...totoo ung mga cnbi d2, sna nga pwede iprogram lahat ng isip ng mga lalake para mka-cope cla sa mga babae...vice versa..:)sana mabasa to ng lahat..hehehe..rerepost ko sa page ko ha? :)
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:iconhumawinghangin:
sure! repost din to, actually, although, di ko na matandaan yung source. hey, it would be nice to have a version of this joke in the female perspective naman.whatchoo think?
:)
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:iconmingji:
hmmm...tama! :) may ngcomment nga kung wla daw bang boyfirend 7.0 o husband 1.0 :lmao: hay..actually khit nman sa khit anung perspective tgnan, ung msg nun journal para sa lahat..:) need to consider ur partner tlga..especially girls, kc sensitive cla..although di kelangang itolerate lalo na kpag mababaw lng nman..kya lng ang problema minsan kc, khit mababaw na bagay, para sa ibang grls malaking bagay na un..kya kelangan tlga mging considerate sa mga partners, at respeto. :) hopefully nkita mo din ung ibang comments nung nirepost ko toh..hehehe..maraming natouch..:) salamat po..:)
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:iconshalonpalmer:
*shalonpalmer Jun 7, 2007  Professional Artist
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:iconcxian:
haha! nice jim!
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